BuFu Plate™ for the Self Employed

BUSINESS OWNERS:

DON'T LEAVE HOME WITHOUT YOUR BUFU PLATE™!
If you are self employed and run your own business, this BuFu Plate™ is a must!  The daily grind of running a business is unbearable.  Every day you probably say to yourself, "Is this really worth it?" 
1.   Incompetent help
2.  Bills
3.  Unemployment
4.  Workers Compensation
5.  Liability
    
The list goes on...   For a total of $14.95, you can feel good as you never have to take it up the ass again.
  

SELF EMPLOYED TESTIMONIALS:
I have been self employed for over 30 years.  My BuFu Plate™ has saved my ass hundreds of times.  IT IS MY BEST FRIEND!  ... Bill Warren, Truck Driver.

In today's world, being self employed, the BuFu Plate is a must.  I don't stand up without mine! ... John Miller, Carpenter.

I've only had my BuFu Plate for two weeks.  My first aid kit is empty and today doesn't look any better.  ... William Litton, Plumber.

My stock broker said I could retire when I was 40 if I would just listen to him.  Well, I'm 40 and my stock broker is driving a cab and I'm broke.  The BuFu Plate is a must.  ... Rue Riley, Paving Contractor.