BuFu Plate Wear Instructions


Important:    Use as directed.  Improper use may result in penetration of anal canal! 
Caution:    If plate appears to be cracked or inoperative, do not use because bodily injury may result.  Also, do not install if you have hemorrhoids!  Slippery when wet.
Warning: This shield may be penetrated by large dicks.
Size: Accommodates most assholes.

      
Instructions For Use (One Size Fits All):
   
1. Pull the BuFu Plate™ out of its packaging.
2. Place the Original Protective Shield™ across your buttocks.
3. Stick ropes in the holes of the BuFu Plate™ and tie at the ends. 
4. Put the rope between your legs and pull through to your waist.
5. Pull the waist rope together and hook it to the crotch rope.
6. Be sure the ropes are secure in case of a rough ride.
7. Assume the position:  Bend over and grab your ankles.
8. Tighten buttocks cheeks so they are securely together.  Do not open this door for any reason!!!
9. YOU NOW HAVE THE BEST PROTECTION IN THE MARKETPLACE THAT TECHNOLOGY AND MONEY CAN BUY!
10. You now are ready and you have a 99% guarantee that no penetration will happen today.
11. When the attempted screwing is over, unhook the rope and remove the BuFu Plate™. If your Free First Aid Kit from BuFuPlate.Com is needed at this time, please follow the instructions carefully as to prevent any further damage to the enlarged area.
12.   Clean your BuFu Plate™ according to the Instructions for Care, and return to original packaging for storage in case of a busy day tomorrow.