What is the BuFu Plate™?
  

The BuFu Plate™ was designed to protect you in case of a screw job from something or somebody.  The BuFu Plate™ is made of space age durable yellow plastic and will cover your buttocks in the event of a screw job and is secured by straps.  

Every day you are faced with situations beyond your control  --  some good and some very bad.  Most bad ones will cost you money and even more if you're not lucky.   Remember, if things are out of control, and you know its coming, for a total of $19.95, you can feel good as you never have to take it up the ass again.  Always be sure to wear protection!  

This protective shield will prevent entrance to your "no-fly-zone".  This zone is located between your legs on your buttocks.  Every day, people and things will want to enter your no-fly zone!  Wear protection:  Don't leave home without yours.  Made in the USA!
  
10 Ways the Shield Can Protect You:

  1.  Is your boss a jack ass?
  2.  Is your spouse a pain in the ass?
  3.  Is the IRS up your ass?
  4.  Does your mother in law kick your ass?
  5.  Does your insurance company bite your ass?    
  6.  Does your ex-spouse stick you in the ass?
  7.  Does your employer bust your ass?
  8.  Do your employees steal from your ass?
  9.  Is your car payment stuck up your ass?
10.  Does your lawyer stick it in your ass?
   
Welcome to the ass kicking world!  If some or all of the above have happened to you over time, then the BuFu Plate™ is for you.  Don't leave home without yours!   Great gift idea!
    

Read what some of our customers are saying:
"I think I just got BuFu'ed.  Help!  My 401(k) has just gone bust and my employer's check just bounced.  I'm having a great day."  ... Don Levy, Manufacturer's Rep.

"I've paid four contractors to fix the leaking roof on my house.  It still leaks.  Tomorrow my BuFu Plate™ and I are going to fix it ourselves.   ... Todd Lawrence, Executive Assistant.

"My car is in the shop, my employer is bankrupt and the A/C in my home is broken.  What's next?  I'm afraid to move!"  ...  Jim Carter, Boat Salesman.